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By day I'm your average MFA candidate, National Geographic intern, personal trainer, cocktail honey, and girl-in-the-penthouse-next-door; by night I don a crotchless-panty mask and lime green Prada spandex suit and seek out unsightly fupas to lance away. Several others have joined me in this crusade to rid the world of malignant Fat Upper Pussy Areas, but alas, in the end we will always be fighting against genetics.

You never know what you'll find inside a person's fupa...


Myself. Obviously.